you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You pole danced in your parka.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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