I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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