This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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