Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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