Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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