I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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