I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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