At least make sure they are 18
Why
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize