he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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