fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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