I just saw a hot homeless man
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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