all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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