We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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