Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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