I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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