just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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