she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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