im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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