just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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