This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize
