Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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