Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.