it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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