yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
There r osticjed everywhere
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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