no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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