dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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