girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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