Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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