i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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