he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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