i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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