I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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