I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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