The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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