Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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