Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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