So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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