I wish life had little blips of pornography
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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