i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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