They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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