Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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