The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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