If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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