I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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