i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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