i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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