I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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