So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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