So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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