I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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