Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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