So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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