I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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