question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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