Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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