okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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